Manner when book an erotic massage

Is there such a thing you may ask. Oh yes us working girls cry! We working girls are sensitive souls, and all we really want is an easy life and to get on with meeting our punters with little fuss and trauma. To try and help this process I have highlighted things that I, and I’m sure most other working girlies really dislike. Some things here we not only dislike, they get us into a rage! So please don’t upset us.

*smiles sweetly*

Initial contact.

As they say first impressions are important, and this can be said for phone calls and emails as well. When you first communicate with us, be polite. Simple isn’t it? Men who call or email and bark things like ‘details’, ‘availability’ or ‘do you take it up the arse’ are unlikely to get very far with us. It never ceases to amaze me how many men ring up and don’t even bother saying ‘hello’. Your mother would be ashamed.

Read our website/ profiles.

We spend lots of time on our websites, putting up all the details you will ever need for our filthy meeting. I know that all my information such as fees, availability, services, how to make a booking, areas covered, up to date photos etc are there for you to read. I get countless calls during the day and thats one of the reasons all the information is on the website, so I don’t need to repeat myself over and over. Another reason is to cut down on timewasters. There are some guys who have no intention at all to make a booking. Maybe they are bored, maybe their mothers are at Asda, maybe they just want to speak to a ‘real hooker’, who knows. All I know is that they want you to spend 10 minutes going through everything in fine detail to say at the end ‘think I’ll leave it’. We know, you know. You’re not fooling us.

Trying to negotiate.

On prices. On sending us your name/ hotel confirmation/ landline numbers. Just don’t. There are plenty of working girls who charge less (and more). There are also plenty of girls who don’t require landlines, hotel confirmations etc, so please call someone else. If you don’t respect our conditions then we will assume you are going to be a knob when we meet, so a girl with any sense will simply refuse to meet you. Go and play Alan Sugar elsewhere please.

Cancellations.

For some working girls this is their only income. They pay their rent, buy their food, get their electricity through the money whoring brings them. So a punter who books then cancels with little or no notice is not only bad manners but can have a significant impact on their life. Imagine how frustrating it is to take a booking, get another call for a booking to which they turn down because you have booked them, for you to then not turn up or cancel with little or no notice. Life happens and things sometimes come up that are unavoidable, but in my experience this is rare, and with good planning can be avoided. Those who cancel persistantly will find out that working girls talk and you will find it difficult to make bookings in the future..

Spamming and being ‘over friendly’.

We love our customers, we really do. I love the banter on Twitter I have with potential and old clients. But please respect that we don’t want to be sent continuous tweets and emails asking if we want to meet ( for the 20th time when you have never made a booking), what we are up to, do we want to see your cock etc. Constant spamming will result in being blocked, and excess emails that are not work or booking related are not appreciated. We like to stay professional and many working girls such as myself have other jobs and a life out of whoring, so please respect this!

Hygiene.

When I turn up for a booking I am freshly showered and smelling gorgeous, and we expect the same from our clients. I have turned up to bookings where the guy clearly hasn’t bathed, and stinks to high heaven. And you want me to put THAT WHERE? Nope.

There are many other things, but these are my main things that irk me. So don’t upset the delicate little flower that is Stacey…

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